Moving to australia
A KIWI (New Zealander) is hoping to immigrate to Australia, and arrives at Kingsford Smith Airport on a sunny Wednesday morning full of optimism for the future.
Still, things do not go quite as planned ...
"What is your business in Australia?" the customs officer asks him politely.
" I wish to immigrate," the Kiwi replies.
"Do you have a criminal record?" the officer inquires.
Stunned, the crestfallen Kiwi replies: "Geez, bro, I didn't think you still needed one".